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Fictitious News is written by Kyle Richtig as pure entertainment. None of these stories are true, and if they are, those involved did not divulge any information.

Those mentioned in Fictitious News will hopefully see the humour in celebrity.

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Donald Trump Targets Tim Hortons

Washington, D.C. POTUS Donald Trump has once again taken to Twitter to voice his concerns over foreign invaders. This time Trump has his eye on Canada. To make good on […]

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Wentworth: The Musical (2018)

The world’s favourite prison is debuting on the big screen in the fall of 2018. Wentworth: The Musical already has critics speculating about which of the ever changing cast will […]

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RuPaul Stars in “Dragnado”

RuPaul Charles, Supermodel of the World, has completed preliminary negotiations on a new project. Building on successes such as RuPaul’s Drag Race, Drag U and RuPaul Drives, Charles is cashing […]

World Shocked as Trump Linked to ISIS

Trump, while pushing the envelope of good taste, reasonability and morality in the United States, ISIS supporters know that it's bravado. Like a Roman emperor, Trump is creating the conditions necessary for an invasion: divided public, lies concealed as facts, and an irreparable international reputation. Many are interested to see how the former United States will reorganize itself into separate countries once Trump is in power.

2016 Weight Loss Cure: Fabistula®

Washington, D.C. A new weight loss device was presented today at a news conference, that is poised to change the world of weight loss forever. Preceded by the highly popular […]

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10 New Year’s Resolutions for Evil People

Most people have difficulty keeping their New Year’s resolutions because they try to be better people than they are. Instead of pretending you are going to be better, thrive at […]

Trump Announces “Trump University 2.0”

Trump University is the newest endeavour of Donald Trump in a career of shocking comebacks. Trump is vocal about his dedication to education and has committed to open a university to promote the American Dream to a new generation of Americans.

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Nick Jonas, Unintentional Serial Killer

With fifteen fatalities in the USA alone, police and officials are working on their next move to secure Nick Jonas (23), formerly of the successful boy band Jonas Brothers.

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RuPaul to Head New Sharknado 4

Due to the cult following of Sharknado, Sharknado 2 and the upcoming release of Sharknado 3 in July 2015, the inevitable Sharknado 4 has moved into production mode. The latest […]

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