RuPaul Charles, Supermodel of the World, has completed preliminary negotiations on a new project. Building on successes such as RuPaul’s Drag Race, Drag U and RuPaul Drives, Charles is cashing cheques in all currencies for a new film: Dragnado.
Early reports of Dragnado suggest that Drag Race alumni Raven, Juju, Shanel and Chad Michaels will reprise their superheroes first seen in RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars Season One. It is said that Lactasia Mega-Tits and So Phia Fierce team up to unleash the Dragnado: a destructive forced head for Drag Con.
Dragnado stars Charles’ long term sidekicks Lady Bunny and Michelle Visage as multiple roles. Visage plays the Camponi Triples, three man hungry women with a taste for clowns. Bunny plays a variety of characters from the wise cracking elderly janitor at RuPaul’s School for Girls to the wise cracking elderly ticket taker at Drag Con. Charles stated that he wanted to showcase Bunny’s Meryl Streep-like acting abilities. Others state that Bunny needs the work to keep her insurance.
Dragnado is set yo hit screens summer of 2018. It may not reach the cinematic heights of Star Booty; however we may all be happy to see Ross Matthews as he surfs the Dragnado.
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