New Brunswick, Canada
kyle@richtighaus.ca

RuPaul to Head New Sharknado 4

The Haus of Art & Innovation

RuPaul to Head New Sharknado 4

Fictitious News

Due to the cult following of Sharknado, Sharknado 2 and the upcoming release of Sharknado 3 in July 2015, the inevitable Sharknado 4 has moved into production mode. The latest incarnation of Sharknado will have a specific twist – it will be lead by Supermodel of the World RuPaul Charles.

Leaked documents report that Charles was taken aback by the success of Sharknado, and like his involvement in The Comeback, wanted a piece of the action. To quote Charles, “Bitch, you’ve gotta make that money or you’ll be saying, ‘She done already done had herses’.” The producers were happy to have Charles involved in the project because of Charles’ star power.

Early reports state that the next instalment of Sharknado will take place in West Hollywood during production of a fictitious filming of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 5. With this plot, Charles was able to bring along some fan favourite drag queens along for the ride. Reported queens include Nina Flowers, Pandora Boxx, Tammie Brown and Mimi Imfurst.

Fans of the Sharknado series will be happy to know that with RuPaul involved in the production, it is likely to go on forever. Fans of Drag Race are hoping to hear RuPaul tell the Sharknado to sashay away.

@fictitiousnews

 

2 Responses

  1. […] 10. RuPaul to Head Sharknado 4 by Fictitious News @fictitiousnews, June 28th, 2015. […]

  2. […] to make April even more badass with her chainsaw hand. Can’t wait to see what they do in Sharknado 4. Hopefully it comes out on my birthday like this one, and April gets to […]

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: