5 Reasons I Dislike My Friend Eddie

1. He yells at everyone that comes to the house.

2. He always wants my food, because he is lazy and won’t get it for himself.

3. When I have my bedroom door open he shits in my room.

4. When he smiles I don’t feel safe.

5. He ignores me when I yell at him.

Reasons why I like Eddie

1. Other people in my family care about Eddie even when he’s bad. I enjoy when he just lays there and is quiet.

2. When Eddie pisses me off by barking and jumping on me, I realize how much I love my cat Zoey Pie.


The Richtig Haus Doxle: Eddie Bear











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