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Oprah Winfrey to Buy Hot Air Balloon

In a sad twist of events America’s sweetheart Oprah Winfrey has been diagnosed with reverse acrophobia. Acrophobia is the irrational fear of heights. Unfortunately for Winfrey, she fears being to close to the ground. Winfrey, on the advice of physicians, has looked into buying a hot air balloon to spend nights in. For several weeks Winfrey has been staying in her jet; however the cost of fuel is too exorbitant for even a star of her calibre. Critics of Winfrey believe that this is either a stunt to reinvigorate her career, or a greater concern of a god complex.

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